Get Ready to Giggle with These Halloween Jokes for Kids! 🎃
Halloween is all about fun, frights, and plenty of laughs! If you’re looking to add some humor to your Halloween celebrations, these spooky and silly Halloween jokes are perfect for kids of all ages. From playful puns to clever one-liners, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to little goblins and ghouls. Here are 90 hilarious Halloween jokes that are perfect for kids!
Halloween Jokes for Kids!
1. Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had no-body to go with!
2. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
3. Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because they are too transparent!
4. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
5. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank?
He wanted to work with his type!
6. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. What room does a ghost not need?
A living room!
9. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
10. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs!
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11. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie!
12. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
13. What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The grim sweeper!
14. Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
15. What do witches put on their hair?
Scare-spray!
16. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch!
17. Why did the ghost go to the party?
To lift everyone’s spirits!
18. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
19. What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
20. Why was the mummy so stressed?
He was all wound up!
21. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
22. Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service!
23. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
You tickle its funny bone!
24. Why don’t ghosts like rain?
It dampens their spirits!
25. What do you call two witches living together?
Broom-mates!
26. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
27. What do you call a vampire that lives in a kitchen?
Count Spatula!
28. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo-boos!
29. Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
It lifts their spirits!
30. How does a witch tell time?
With a witch-watch!
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31. What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-boo!
32. Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
33. What did the ghost say when it fell down?
"I’ve got a boo-boo!"
34. Why was the jack-o’-lantern so forgetful?
Because it was empty-headed!
35. What’s a monster’s favorite dessert?
I-scream!
36. Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because the stakes were too high!
37. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a!
38. Why are skeletons bad at keeping secrets?
Because they always spill the guts!
39. Why don’t zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Because they prefer to eat the fingers separately!
40. What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet!
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41. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour-puss!
42. Why don’t ghosts like running?
They prefer boo-ts and boogie!
43. What did one ghost say to the other?
"Do you believe in people?"
44. How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels!
45. What did the werewolf eat after having its teeth cleaned?
The dentist!
46. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
47. Why did the ghost eat so fast?
He wanted to get back to haunting!
48. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
"You suck!"
49. What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends!
50. Why did the ghost go to school?
To learn how to scare better!
51. Why do mummies make terrible friends?
Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves!
52. What does a skeleton say before eating?
"Bone-appétit!"
53. What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
Hide and shriek!
54. Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
55. Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because he was feeling rotten!
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57. How do ghosts search the web?
They use Ghoul-gle!
58. What did the witch’s cat wear to bed?
Paw-jamas!
59. Why was the cemetery so popular?
People were dying to get in!
60. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
61. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hoblin’ goblin!
62. Why did the vampire always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw blood!
63. What do ghosts eat for supper?
Spook-ghetti!
64. What is a vampire’s least favorite food?
Steak!
65. Why do ghosts carry around notebooks?
To jot down their haunting thoughts.
66. Why do vampires like baseball?
Because they like to bat!
67. What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar!
69. What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes?
A funny bone!
70. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
71. What did the ghost say to the bee?
"Boo-bee!"
72. What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball!
73. Why did the zombie ignore all his new friends?
He felt they were just after his brains!
76. What do you call a ghost who loves to dance?
A boogie man!
77. What did the werewolf say after he stubbed his toe?
"Ow, that was fang-tastic!"
78. Why don’t witches wear hats when they drive?
Because it blocks their spell-ting vision!
79. Why do vampires hate garlic?
Because it gives them bat breath!
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80. Why did the mummy go to school?
To improve his “wrapped” sheet music!
81. What is a ghost’s favorite candy?
Boo-ble gum!
82. Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation!
83. How do skeletons get their mail?
Through the bony express!
84. What does a zombie use to style its hair?
Dead-gel!
85. What is a ghost’s favorite snack?
Boo-ritos!
86. How does a witch keep her cauldron clean?
She uses elbow “grease.”
87. What do you call a vampire that lives on the internet?
A net-fang!
88. Why did the ghost start a band?
Because he had all the sheet music!
89. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich!
90. Why did the skeleton bring a ladder to the party?
He heard the drinks were on the house!
Takeaway
As Halloween approaches, there’s no better way to keep the spooky spirits lighthearted and fun than with a good laugh! Whether you're carving pumpkins, planning a party, or just enjoying some family time, these 90 spooky and silly Halloween jokes will add a dash of humor to your festivities. With jokes that tickle every funny bone—from witches to vampires and everything in between—you’re all set to keep the giggles going. So, share the laughs, enjoy the smiles, and have a fang-tastic Halloween filled with more treats than tricks! Happy Haunting!
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